"you just ate"
MY MOM JUST TOLD ME TO CREMATE HER AND PUT HER ASHES IN AN HOUR GLASS SO THAT EVEN AFTER SHE’S DEAD AND GONE SHE CAN CONTINUE TELLING ME HOW MUCH TIME I’M WASTING.
*debates whether to buy something* *imagines aziz ansari saying “treat yo self”* *treats self*
I LOVE LEARNING BAD THINGS ABOUT PEOPLE I DON’T LIKE
you know when you really want to kiss someone and you can’t help but keep looking at their lips like those should be on mine
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